Man Eyes

You may be asking yourself "What the heck is man eyes?". Well, let me tell you, we all know someone who has man eyes. I'm not talking about those sexy eyes that stare back at you from between the bed sheets. Nor am I talking about men who need to wear glasses, mind you some should. I'm talking about the eyes that male species uses to look for things. See, you're nodding your head. You know what I'm talking about.

When you ask them to get you something and they answer back, I can't find it....I just want to say...Are you looking with your man eyes again? Seriously, they can't find anything, unless you specifically tell them the exact longitude and latitude that it will be located it. I ask my boys to get the dogs bark collar and put it on him. True story, they ran up and down three fights of stairs looking for it, not once but twice....then came to me and told me they couldn't find it. If the weren't looking with their man eyes, they would have found it...it was right on the stairs, they had to step over it four times....it's like hitting your head against a brick wall.

My husband is just as guilty. He does it all the freaking time too. Not only do I have to leave him a list (groceries, chores) but I now have to leave him directions to where he can find something in the house, 'cause if I don't he wont be able to find it. I think possibly that he does this so I might not take the time to write out such details and just do it myself.... ummm NOPE.

I'll admit it, I loose my glasses on a regular basis, not because I can't find them, I just forget where I took them off. I have been known to purposely not pick something up off the floor/stairs, just to see if any of the three male beings in my house would notice...not a fat chance. Weeks could go by and none of them would see the key/toonie/package of toilet paper. Big or small....they are blind to it all. Size doesn't matter. When I call them out on it, the usual answer is, I didn't notice. Nice real nice. How could you not notice 16 rolls of freaking toilet paper sitting on the stairs? Oh that's right, you were looking with you man eyes.

I hope when this whole cloning thing gets going, that it will be an option, when you are genetically picking traits/features for your unborn child, that you could pick a male baby with female eyes...Or heck even transplants... Ohh to have man eyes, then maybe I wouldn't notice the mess, laundry or dishes that need to be done .... wait a moment...sign me up for my transplant of Man Eyes.